Mascot Madness X – Round of 32
This round will be in a little different format, since the focus of our candidates is a geographic constituency. Rather than grouping by the normal bracket regions, I’ll be putting […]
This round will be in a little different format, since the focus of our candidates is a geographic constituency. Rather than grouping by the normal bracket regions, I’ll be putting […]
In an unprecedented but inevitable primary season, 64 candidates scour the country for hands to shake and countertops to stand upon. EAST Duke Blue Devil vs. North Dakota State Bison […]
Well folks, it’s a new year and that means resol-oh shit wait what it’s March already? Then…I guess I resolve to spend hours and hours writing thousands and thousands of […]
The existential crisis of the Democratic Party was on full display in last weekend’s contests, and to some extent, some resolution was achieved. The Jayhawk and the Fighting Irish, which […]
When the Mascot Bracket imagines good, old-fashioned death brawls between mascots, the Elite 8 becomes the Enormous-Headed 8. I mean, it’s not not an accurate description of mascots. During these […]
There’s still a long way to go to choose our Democratic nominee, but a few patterns have begun to emerge. We began with a field of 24 humanoids (we have […]
We’re into the second round of the tournament, in what amounts to the mascot version of Super Tuesday #2. Already the field has been halved, and by Sunday night it […]
It’s here, folks. It’s the time of year when I spend irrational amounts of time thinking and writing about hypothetical fights to the death between college basketball mascots. After 6 […]
In my last installment, I bemoaned the misrepresentation (whether intentional or ignorant) that creates the “war on Christmas” controversy—that the ACLU and other liberals hate religion, hate Christianity, and freedom […]
I was initially hesitant to grant this silly issue any time, energy, or attention. But I’m also a strong proponent of thorough debate and thoughtfulness in most cases, so I’ll […]
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