Mascot Madness X – Round of 32
This round will be in a little different format, since the focus of our candidates is a geographic constituency. Rather than grouping by the normal bracket regions, I’ll be putting […]
This round will be in a little different format, since the focus of our candidates is a geographic constituency. Rather than grouping by the normal bracket regions, I’ll be putting […]
In an unprecedented but inevitable primary season, 64 candidates scour the country for hands to shake and countertops to stand upon. EAST Duke Blue Devil vs. North Dakota State Bison […]
Well folks, it’s a new year and that means resol-oh shit wait what it’s March already? Then…I guess I resolve to spend hours and hours writing thousands and thousands of […]
After three action-packed weekends, 62 competitions, and 62 loser mascots diddling around, playing patty-cake for the bronze medal…we’re at the end. The final event before this year’s closing ceremony. The […]
Here we are, near the end of the mascots’ Mad March: Furry Road. If this were the NBA, we’d be now convincing ourselves that there’s no shame in losing to […]
The Suited 16 flew by, with the Bracket correctly predicting 5/8, which is no 13/16, but is much better than that lousy 12/32 abomination. Now let’s dive right into the […]
Welcome back to Mascot Madness! Last weekend, the Bracket had a perfect prediction rate (13/16), calling several big upsets, including the demise of another #1 seed. We’re shooting for another […]
Before I begin, note that I tried a new, more sterile format for labeling teams. I used a more official abbreviation of their school name instead of more common labels […]
If you’ve found your way to this page by mistake, welcome and also sorry. This is just a thing I do. I won’t explain myself. We begin with 64 mascots—let […]
Well, folks, the House Intelligence Committee has finished its investigation on whether the American people want a 9th edition of Mascot Madness, and the conclusion is a resounding “uhh yeah, […]
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